Verily, You Were Not That Great of a Door Either

infinity-mechanism:
“ “ And what do you think you’re doing here at this time of night? Unless you’re the alcohol delivery guy, you had better leave. ”
Mom Lalonde in a fluffy pink dressing gown? Mom Lalonde in a fluffy pink dressing gown.
”

infinity-mechanism:

And what do you think you’re doing here at this time of night? Unless you’re the alcohol delivery guy, you had better leave.


Mom Lalonde in a fluffy pink dressing gown? Mom Lalonde in a fluffy pink dressing gown.



cosmicgaming:
“Commission for sudrien on DA
”

cosmicgaming:

Commission for sudrien on DA



John, if you’re going to be a proper ectobiologist, you really need to follow through. Alternatively, come from a timeline where the automated sequence kicks off properly.

Homestuck has hooks for canon goo/slime people, but hardly anybody seemed to catch it. This not-quite-mom-lalonde commissioned from @drywithme (NSFW Link).



sudrien:

cosmicsynthetics:

The @Sudrien Person gets some more contortion pics! These are a set of full-colored images and a trio of sketch pages - all featuring Sudrien’s AU versions of Mom Lalonde and Rose. Heavily featuring IDIOT BENDY DRUNK ANTICS that I would NEVER ADVISE TO ANYONE if it involves the stairs or a dangling chandelier 

Could this be the Mom that never shows up in The timeline in which Roxy Bends?

Well, she never shows up, so how should I know. But, Ms. Ragdoll Lalonde obviously has figured out something about relaxing at the end of the day.



bramblepatch:

bramblepatch:

You know, beta!Roxy’s parenting style suddenly makes a lot more sense in the context of her having seen the specific ways that Jake Harley was a shitty parent and deciding to avoid all of his mistakes as hard as possible.

#okay but #she still. neglected her child so that didnt work out great.

That’s the point, really. You can’t really build a functional relationship with another person, let alone a person who is dependent on you, by focusing on not doing things. Even if the things you’re not doing are objective negatives. Not being a specific flavor of shitty parent doesn’t automatically shake out to being a good parent.

I’d definitely agree that Rose was neglected, but she was neglected in an entirely different way than Joey and Jude were neglected. Rose self-isolated because she was showered with so much generically positive attention that she stopped trusting it, and Roxy either didn’t understand why Rose was withdrawing, or didn’t know how to fix it, so she just doubled down. Roxy hid a lot of aspects of her life from Rose and presented an empty caricature of domestic motherhood as hard as she could to try to compensate, and all it taught Rose was that she ought to hide anything she cared about at any depth, too. Roxy kept the house so spotless that any area that isn’t Rose’s private space seems almost sterile, and the constant senseless housekeeping made Rose uncomfortable moving around her own home. None of these mark a healthy relationship! But they do all read as reactionary overcompensations for Jake Harley’s behavior toward his kids - the frequent extended absences, the passive exposure to his “trophies” which Joey, at least, seemed deeply upset by, the complete emotional distance with which he treats them, the lack of concern for their living conditions.

(And sidebar, but with how Joey doesn’t know anything about her long-term babysitter’s family and doesn’t feel comfortable asking but suspects that it’s not a happy situation? Yeah, I agree with Joey’s suspicions; Roxy probably didn’t have a lot of good parenting role models at home, either, whoever was raising her.)

The point isn’t “not being Jake justifies Roxy’s parenting,” it’s "a lot of healthy interpersonal dynamics are learned skills and the new canon contextualizes why Roxy doesn’t seem to have learned them despite appearing to have good intentions.”



zoestanleyarts:
“Mom LaLonde
”

zoestanleyarts:

Mom LaLonde



Request: Tap dancing Mom Lalonde
— Asks tumblr user worldofjake2012

novaridium:

image

…is this canon



cosmicsynthetics:

The @Sudrien Person gets some more contortion pics! These are a set of full-colored images and a trio of sketch pages - all featuring Sudrien’s AU versions of Mom Lalonde and Rose. Heavily featuring IDIOT BENDY DRUNK ANTICS that I would NEVER ADVISE TO ANYONE if it involves the stairs or a dangling chandelier 

Could this be the Mom that never shows up in The timeline in which Roxy Bends?

Well, she never shows up, so how should I know. But, Ms. Ragdoll Lalonde obviously has figured out something about relaxing at the end of the day.