Some dancers who can’t be asked to lose more weight, commissioned from (currently) twitter user stabkov
Found 5 thing for "skeletons"
Perhaps you want to try the old blogs?
Found 5 thing for "skeletons"
Perhaps you want to try the old blogs?
Some dancers who can’t be asked to lose more weight, commissioned from (currently) twitter user stabkov
Sometimes skeletons don’t want to be spooky, sometimes they just want to get some goddamn starbucks without being dragged away by the government for being animated bones.
An unusual but honestly pretty educational sketch set commissioned by @sudrien of their oc Miss Skele! I now know a lot more about how latex costume masks are made for instance. I’m sure that’ll come in useful for evil purposes eventually.
skeletons by @jjjjjjjjjjohn
Fact: undead skeletons in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition are sapient (Intelligence 6, Wisdom 8), aligned (Lawful Evil), and understand the languages they knew in life.
Conclusion: you can argue with a skeleton.
Skeletons being sapient beings instead of basically automatons makes using them as labor in undead polities way less ethical.
If you can argue with a skeleton, you can debate with one, which means one can run for office and they can organize unions to fight poor working conditions!
Skeletons and zombies can rise up and overthrow the lich and vampire aristocracy! You have nothing to lose. Like what are they going to do, make you -double- dead?
“Arise, undead masses - you have nothing to lose but your chains!”
“Aw, man, I like my chains.” *rattle rattle*
“I was speaking metaphorically.”
(Strictly speaking, 5E skeletons are not capable of speech, so you’ll have to imagine this exchange in sign language.)
SKELETON UNION
Necrocommunism now!
FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM is so 2017. 2018 is all about REVOLUTIONARY NECROCOMMUNISM
I’d suggest that the necrocommunists should team up with the arachnocommunists, but based on personal experience I suspect they’d just spend all their time arguing with each other.
Which, of course, brings us right back around to arguing with skeletons.
Sometimes skeletons don’t want to be spooky, sometimes they just want to get some goddamn starbucks without being dragged away by the government for being animated bones.
An unusual but honestly pretty educational sketch set commissioned by @sudrien of their oc Miss Skele! I now know a lot more about how latex costume masks are made for instance. I’m sure that’ll come in useful for evil purposes eventually.