The first in a set of commissions for @sudrien that will involve plenty of the usual bending and a LOT of Feferi being a jerk and pinning people’s Jade’s while contorting mockingly. This one’s a normal Doodle Page, but there’s going to be a more varied assortment in the final set. c:
yall ever read a fact that just fucks up your whole world? let me tell you about mine. fact: you can very easily slip a lightbulb in your mouth, but it is impossible to remove it without breaking either the lightbulb or your jaw. this has ruined my life. i can not fucking see an old style lightbuble without thinking about how i could shove that baby right in my maw easy as pie. the inclination to do so is fucking insatiable. i feel like rapunzel’s mom and the rampion garden. a quest i know will result in terrible fate but my mind wants to do it so badly just to play out the awful scenario that would undoubtedly unfold before me. this is the true symbol of temptation. a lightbulb.
Okay. Story time. This happened around 15-20 years ago in my city.
Two tech uni students (roommates) were bored outta their minds in their dormitory and they got a bright idea for one of them to put a lightbulb in his mouth.
Them being tech students, they figured pretty quickly a medical intervention was needed to get it out, so the one without glass deathtrap in his mouth calls the cab - and off they ride to the ER.
ER being ER, first they have to wait a bit, and the process of getting the lightbulb out takes some time regardless. Chided properly,and called morons by the staff, they make their way out of the doctor’s office.
And as they pass through the ER whom do they see? Their cab driver from earlier, with a GODDAMN LIGHTBULB IN HIS MOUTH.
Another few pics of mine that’ve somehow missed getting posted till now!
I’ve finally settled on a design for Mossy that I’m happy with, so here she is with Tank, her Skipper Slink<3. Slinks have the ability to grow and shrink over time based on the amount of food that’s available to them, and Mossy really spoils Tank with attention- As a result he’s a very well trained and pretty intelligent critter (by slink standards) but eventually he gets pretty uh.. big. Probably only stopping when he’s like, worryingly large dog big.
I should try and draw that at some point!
Cui Mossy is mine, slinks are an adoptable species by the lovely @cosmicsynthetics!
(P.P.S the dolorosa costume isnt mine but i couldnt find the source)
Fyckth you that message was sent before you did tell me and mine to send insults your way, so a pox on your puppety weanus. Grow tiny skin-tongues upon your lower torso and addermalize your handbones. May your brain shut off most of its function and leave you wandering the sun-scorched pools of brine, despritely tying your body into knots so as to squirm your way to a water salvation and grave.
— Asks tumblr user Anonymous
This response was so lazy if left me thinking it must be Saturday for twenty minutes this morning.
That post was reblogged from earlier yesterday, in hope you’d prove to have slightly more a sense of object permanence than a toddler or a porn bot.
You have asked me to remove my tattoos and participate in a Hot Yoga session. Already got skin tags.
Last week, I featured new ice cream flavors generated by Ms. Johnson’s coding classes at Kealing Middle School in Austin, Texas. Their flavors were good - much better than mine, in fact. In part, this was because they had collected a much larger dataset than I had, and in part this was because they hadn’t accidentally mixed the dataset with metal bands.
(the three at the bottom were mine)
But not only are Ms. Johnson’s coding class adept with textgenrnn, they’re also generous - and they kindly gave me their dataset of 1,600 ice cream flavors. They wanted to see what I would come up with.
So, I fired up char-rnn, a neural network framework I’ve used for a lot of my text-generating experiments - one that starts from scratch each time, with no memory of its previous dataset. There was no chance of getting metal band names in my ice cream this time.
But even so, I ended up with some rather edgy-sounding flavors. There was a flavor in the input dataset called Death by Chocolate, and I blame blood oranges for some of the rest, but “nose” was nowhere in the input, candied or otherwise. Nor was “turd”, for that matter. Ice cream places are getting edgy these days, but not THAT edgy.
Bloodie Chunk Death Bean Goat Cookie Peanut Bat Bubblegum Cheesecake Rawe Blueberry Fist Candied Nose Creme die Mucki Ant Cone Apple Pistachio mouth Chocolate Moose Mange Dime Oil Live Cookie Bubblegum Chocolate Basil Aspresso Lime Pig Beet Bats Blood Sundae Elterfhawe Monkey But Kaharon Chocolate Mouse Gun Gu Creamie Turd
Not all the flavors were awful, though. The neural network actually did a decent job of coming up with trendy-sounding ice cream flavors. I haven’t seen these before, but I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if I did someday.
Smoked Butter Lemon-Oreo Bourbon Oil Strawberry Churro Roasted Beet Pecans Cherry Chai Grazed Oil Green Tea Coconut Root Beet Peaches Malted Black Madnesss Chocolate With Ginger Lime and Oreo Pumpkin Pomegranate Chocolate Bar Smoked Cocoa Nibe Carrot Beer Red Honey Candied Butter Lime Cardamom Potato Chocolate Roasted Praline Cheddar Swirl Toasted Basil Burnt Basil Beet Bourbon Black Corn Chocolate Oreo Oil + Toffee Milky Ginger Chocolate Peppercorn Cookies & Oreo Caramel Chocolate Toasted Strawberry Mountain Fig n Strawberry Twist Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Road Chocolate Peanut Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Japanese Cookies n'Cream with Roasted Strawberry Coconut
These next flavors seem unlikely, however.
Mann Beans Cherry Law Rhubarb Cram Spocky Parstita Green Tea Cogbat Cheesecake With Bear Peanut Butter Cookies nut Butter Brece Toasterbrain Blueberry Rose The Gone Butter Fish Fleek Red Vanill Mounds of Jay Roasted Monster Dream Sweet Chocolate Mouse Cookies nutur Coconut Chocolate Fish Froggtow Tie Pond Cookies naw Mocoa Pistachoopie Garl And Cookie Doug Burble With Berry Cake Peachy Bunch Kissionfruit Bearhounds Gropky Pum Stuck Brownie Vanilla Salted Blueberry Bumpa Thyme Mountain Bluckled Bananas Lemon-Blueberry Almernuts Gone Cream with Rap Chocolate Cocoa Named Honey
For the heck of it, I also used textgenrnn to generate some more ice creams mixed with metal bands, this time on purpose.
Swirl of Hell Person Cream Dead Cherry Tear Nightham Toffee
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
saying things to children is like playing the world’s riskiest game of telephone
saying things to children
is like playing the world’s riskiest
game of telephone ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
