I found an amazing thing on the internet??? Yes, it is based off the book (like the thumbnail says), only updated to be more modern, no it’s not the one shown in classes with Martin Sheen and Kristin Bell, and it’s… fucking hilarious.
Someone else please watch this. Please, I can’t be alone in this.
Written for Sudrien in two sittings. Approximately 1750 words for 35 dollars at a rate of two dolalrs per one hundred words. Involves the Condesce having to deal with a difficult traveling situation after her big performance from the last one. Can also be found here.
If you’d like to commission me, contact me through messanger, or email me at ghays13@gmail.com
A story written for sudrien in bits and pieces from August 2016 to June 2017. Involves the Condesce being transported to Earth in a more humanoid body, and forced into a late 1800s freak show act as a contortionist. Inspired by these pics here. Commissioned at a rate of 3 dollars per every 100 words for a total of approximately 345 dollars over 11,505 words. Can also be downloaded with the original formatting intact from here. May wind up being the first of a series.
If you’d like to commission me, contact me through messenger.
